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Song: Episode 3: Bad News
Artist: Tom Di Mambro
Album: Turkey Sketches
Played: 10 times.

coldturkeycomedy:

Turkey Sketches - Episode 3: Bad News is one of the sketches I will be doing every Friday of 2014 on www.coldturkeycomedy.tumblr.com

6 months ago on January 16th, 2014 |1 note

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |715,338 notes

kiyoshihio:

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Can we just talk about how sassily Light holds his cell phone? His face says murder but his hand says manicure.

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |48,149 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

*gets down on one knee* babe… will you… wait hahaha im sorry but from this angle i can see up your nose

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |52,780 notes
10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |20,004 notes

yourstwhorey:

this is the only photo set that matters

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |424,727 notes

quick-omalley-to-the-batfridge:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

WHY AM I LAUGHING

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |494,756 notes
nijuukoo:

813 Month Day 26 - Switch (Word Prompt from Anon)

nijuukoo:

813 Month Day 26 - Switch (Word Prompt from Anon)

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |889 notes
Tagged as: #TINY cuTE AXEL 

ipoog:

just-being-kim:

ipoog:

ipoog:

ipoog:

while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his class was with his phone going off constantly

he sent me “FUCK YOU” 4104 times

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Is his name senor little meat in your phone?

no its señor little meat

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |126,168 notes

kirideeri:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |215,079 notes

dx11:

Petition to remove the pink from the rainbow flag because its kind of a gay color and im a straight ally and i just want to put a rainbow pin on my chest but the pink is still there and everyone will think i like dudes or something

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |3,402 notes
psychofink:

Words of wisdom.

psychofink:

Words of wisdom.

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |45,989 notes

davidstrider:

just kidding my favorite sex position is

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10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |58,894 notes

penisbomb:

So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |239,713 notes

oppamondostyle:

i wore a cheap iron man mask for the heck of it during the summer orchestra camp i was mentoring at but i dIDNt know they were gonna bring in professional photographers do u know what its like finding a pic of urself in a foam mask on the internte that u didnt post there urself

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it’s wicked HELLA awesome

10 months ago on September 1st, 2013 |109,173 notes