forgive the super low quality, not sure what happened there
it was funny in my head and i wanted to see if i could share with you guysOH MY GOD
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.
- Neil Gaiman (via worldwarlove)
because pitbulls are so terrible right?….
hes so satisfied with himself that little butt
pitbulls are the best dogs go away
HE FUCKING SMILES
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
zdou:
please only listen to this mix when sad
(listen) →
((im just fuckin w/ u listen 2 this whenever u feel like it im not ur boss dude))a bunch of songs that make me Legit Happy!!!!! ive always wanted to make a mix thing on 8tracks and since tumblr is, as u probably know, a (really) sad place and and i know some of you enjoy my music taste i thought Hey Yea im gonna make a HAPPY PLAYLIST (LIKE GENUINELY HAPPY)
track list1. A Hundred Sinners (Come And Get It) • The Feeling
2. Do Better • Say Anything
3. Tomatoes • Shane Koyczan and the Short Story Long
4. Dance Anthem of the 80s • Regina Spektor
5. It all starts now • Foreign Slippers
6. Love You Much Better • The Hush Sound
7. Woe (Punk Goes Acoustic ver.) • Say Anything
8. Hum • Clara C
8. Nattöpet • Detektivbyrån
10. Generator ^ First Floor • Freelance Whales
11. Light Bulb • Rachel Goodrich
12. La valse d’Amélie (Version orchestre) • Yann Tiersen
13. Dog Days Are Over • Florence + the Machine
14. Folding Chair • Regina Spektor
15. Saviour (LIGHTS. ACOUSTIC ver.) • LIGHTS
16. Welcome Home • Radical Face
17. Perpetuum Mobile • Penguin Cafe Orchestralisten!! →
Tagged as: #wow i really fucking needed this
Oh my god so one time I was at this camp when I was about… 10 or 11. There was this English girl there, and we were talking about my hair.
So I said: “I know, my bangs are getting really long.”
Her reply: ”No, not bangs. Fringe. They fringe your face; they don’t bang your face.”
And that’s the story of how I began to question the intelligence of Americans.
i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome
A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.
Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features
I CAN’T BREATHE
I didn’t think I could love tigers any more than I already do
reminder that tigers are the best animals
Oh yes, I do love me some tiger.
